The OC Disorder

Unemployed! Economy in the tank! Doomed!

After my fifth viewing, I started to laugh so hard, I was crying.  Ron pushed me to crying when he said “It’s like an army of Bachs.”

This has to be a joke.  If it is, it’s awesome.  Every guy is doing something different.  My favorites are the middle guy and the 3rd guy from the right. I can imagine what they said before they recorded…

“You do it normally.”
“You pretend to jump rope.”
“You don’t move your legs.”
“You….just dance.”

From YouTube:

**Back Story**
Apparently, she wanted to make the hallway appear that it had snow in it, so she decided to use a fire extinguisher (this is something that her dad has successfully done in the past). Instead of there just being a “little poof”, the entire hallway filled with chemicals that caused the fire alarm to go off in the middle of the night during finals week.

Now this is her in the car upset that everyone at Alpha Chi (the sorority she wants to be in and presumably those who live where the fire alarm went off) hates her. She explains how she isn’t a bad person and it was just an accident.

I wish you luck with your singing career. I think you hit your peak, literally, around 2:28.

NSFW

Not Safe for WORK.

Well…I guess it’s okay if you have headphones. Your co-workers will look at you funny but you won’t get fired.

Here is a horrifying video of people attending a McCain rally in Bethlehem, PA on the 8th.  Did you guys hear Obama is a Muslim terrorist and he should die? Watch out our the Socialist Commies are gonna get you! If we’re voting for Obama we might as well just go to Russia. Maybe we can wave to Palin when we get there.

Way…to…fail.

Sidewalk to Nowhere

(Unrelated side-note: Am I dumb or can we no longer embed the videos??)

Microsoft quickly decided to drop the inexplicable Jerry Seinfeld/Bill Gates ad campaign. The whole campaign was to make the company, the brunt of Apple’s “Get a Mac” ads, more “hip.”  Instead, Microsoft has just proved themselves to be outdated idiots by paying Seinfeld $10 million to talk about shoes and butt wiggling with Bill Gates, the Grand Master of Nerds.

Here are some not-so-serious (or are they?) suggestions to Microsoft as how to market themselves as hip…

1.  Add Funkytown.  Funkytown is a universally hip song.  A remnant of the disco era, it has stood the test of time.  Put it in your ads, add some cool animation, and voila, M$ is hip!  It worked for the Aveda Energy company.

2.  Cut Bill Gates.  Show Steve Ballmer. Steve Ballmer is the CEO of Microsoft.  Ballmer is a machine.  A crazy, bald machine.  He knows how to sell Windows.

3.  Don’t try to be hip. Windows, Word, and Excel were never hip…ever.  Why start now?

4.  Adopt Linux. Hey, if you’re trying to be like Mac, then do what they did.  OS X is based off of Unix and made it actually user-friendly.  Linux already works on PCs, so why don’t you do what you do best?  Steal another OS and make it your own.

5.  “What’s the deal?” If you’re going to pay millions for Jerry Seinfeld, at least pay him to do his schtick.  Wouldn’t it be hilarious to see Jerry in front of a brick wall ranting about operating systems?  Or ranting about OS X?  “What’s the deal with Macs?  I can’t run my favorite games on it!  Steve Jobs won’t let me shoot Nazis on his computers!  What’s the deal?”  I’m pretty sure he would write better material than that.

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