The OC Disorder

So the other day I was driving around my home town and all of a sudden it hit me…

I REALLY HATE A LOT ABOUT ORANGE COUNTY!!!

Don’t get me wrong. There is a lot of redeeming values to Orange County, which is probably why I haven’t abandoned ship quite yet, but as I was sitting at a four-way-stop and almost witnessed four different accidents because of rude or just plain dumb Orange County drivers I got mad. Real Mad. And I started thinking about of the things like dumb drivers that I hate.

Well I decided to start a sort of “series” where I rant about these things and I will try to remember and update you with the things that have caught my attention.

So without further delay here is the first of many THINGS I HATE ABOUT YOU (Orange County):

#1 Insane Soccer Moms:

Now maybe this is more of a problem out here where I live in Yorba Linda, but I’m pretty sure we’ve all had the pleasure of witnessing or coming across one of these lovely ladies menacing around in their mini vans, SUVs, or ridiculously lifted trucks wreaking havoc on and off the road just so that they can get little Jimmy and Suzie to soccer practice, tae kwon do, etc.

I’m sure these ladies have a pretty hard life trying to make their children happy, but I’d rather not be disrespected or almost killed on a daily basis by them. I’m also a fond believer of adults acting like adults in situations where there may be a conflict.

You might be reading this thinking “Sean… aren’t you being a little dramatic about these women?”

To which my answer would be…  No. You are stupid and I am of course far superior and right when it comes to this subject matter.

Don’t believe me that these women suck? Well how about these little gems I found:

Lady Calls 911 Over Wrong Burger King Order (Laguna Niguel)

Woman A can’t park her SUV and Woman B confronts her about it. (Google Building, Irvine)

It’s sad to think that these women are raising the future of the world, our country, and this county…

Looks like the Mayans were right… the world is going to end very very soon.

Some interesting CNN reports today…

Pentagon says Chinese vessels harassed U.S. ship: The funniest detail?  “Because the vessels’ intentions were not known, Impeccable sprayed its fire hoses at one of the vessels in order to protect itself,” the statement said. “The Chinese crewmembers disrobed to their underwear and continued closing to within 25 feet.” I believe this constitutes a drunken frat party.

(Video) Obama does a little dance for Ted Kennedy: Obama shakes it at a belated birthday celebration for Kennedy, who’s being treated for brain cancer.  I’ve seen Obama dance.  NEXT!

Meghan McCain calls Coulter ‘offensive’ and ‘insulting’: Is Meghan McCoulter the voice of reason for the GOP or just a Democrat at heart?

America becoming less Christian: We’re becoming a secular socialist state!  Lyndon LaRouche was right!  I mean…Glenn Beck was right!

Jesus H. Christ.  I’ve never been so fucking mad at the Republican Party.  I just finished hearing Senator Judd Gregg (R-NH) on NPR.  He and all the other GOP members in Congress seem to have collective amnesia.  They’re criticizing Pres. Obama’s budget plans.  They keep saying “DEFICIT!  DEFICIT!  DEFICIT!”  and “We can’t pass this burden to our children” ad nauseum.

Listen you motherfuckers: YOU CREATED THIS DEFICIT!!!  I literally yelled at my car radio.  Motherfucking GOP is suddenly believing in balanced budgets NOW???  Look, the GOP controlled most of the federal government in the past 6 of the 8 years and did they balance the budget?  FUCK NO.  Did they follow their own mantra and decrease government spending?  FUCK NO.  In fact, spending went up!  Tax revenues went down!  Voila!  DEFICIT.  You motherfuckers.

The GOP has lost all credibility on the economy.  I mean…what were they thinking?  Tax cuts plus increased spending?  What did they expect to happen?  Check out this graph comparing government expenses and revenue.  WTF!  2000 to 2006 spending went up despite Bush in the White House and the GOP controlling the House.  Where’s your fiscal conservatism, assholes?  Oh, wait, you people were too busy jacking off to the Bush tax cuts!

Every time I hear a Republican congressperson bringing on the whaaaaambulance about the deficit, it makes my blood boil.  Pres. Obama is trying to clean up your motherfucking mess and you’re criticizing the way he’s cleaning up your massive heap of shit you laid?  Really, assholes?

Listen up, GOP shitheads.  You got bitch-slapped in the last election.  The American people realized you have no guts to actually believe in your own philosophy when it really mattered.  STFU.

Chris, what do you have to say about this?

Hipsters.  I know one when I see one, but I never could explain who they are and what they represent.  Hipsters love that indie music scene, wear black rim glasses, drink Pabst Blue Ribbon, fit into tight clothes they probably got at the Salvation Army or a thrift store.  But in the end, why do hipsters act and look like hipsters?

So I went to Wikipedia and I found that some people can’t seem to define hipster philosophy either.

Elise Thompson, an editor for the LA blog LAist argues that “people who came of age in the 70s and 80s punk rock movement seem to universally hate ‘hipsters’”, which she defines as people wearing “expensive ‘alternative’ fashion[s]“, going to the “latest, coolest, hippest bar…[and] listen[ing] to the latest, coolest, hippest band.” Thompson argues that hipsters “… don’t seem to subscribe to any particular philosophy… [or] …particular genre of music.” Instead, she argues that they are “soldiers of fortune of style” who take up whatever is popular and in style, “appropriat[ing] the style[s]” of past countercultural movements such as punk, while “discard[ing] everything that the style stood for.”^[9]

Wow, that’s harsh.  I think for the most part, hipsters do incorporate some philosophy.  It’s like hipsters are the SparkNotes of the various youth and young adults movements of the last half of 20th century–an amalgamation of hippie, yuppie, indie, and beatnik without much devotion to a particular movement.  Here’s a breakdown…

1. Hippie: Hates war and most people in power.
2. Yuppie: Wants money and expensive stuff, like iPods.
3. Indie: Embraces the indie music and film culture.
4. Beatnik: Likes art and artists in general, including Warhol-style pop art.

I should probably add elitist to that too.  “Oh, you like [popular alternative rock band here]?  I liked them when they just started 10 years ago when I was their only fan.”

Another question: Is Bach a hipster?   He’s getting close.  Which leads me to think there are different levels of hipster status.

Level 1: Wears “ironic” shirts, usually from Threadless.com

Level 2: Add super tight jeans and listens to alternative music and independent rock while rejecting similar sounding, but very popular groups.

Level 3: Add old-school type shoes and hoodie.  Sports a 1960s style hairdo.  Rejects commercial radio and embraces public radio.  Drinks old American swill beer (i.e. Pabst).

Level 4: Adds some plaid shirts into the wardrobe, black rim glasses, and maybe a mustache.  Starts a organic, vegetarian diet.

Level 5: Commits to tattoos, like a bold star on the wrist.  Can be seen riding a fixed-gear bike.  Lives in a urban neighborhood.

Bach’s at Level 2…maybe 2.5.

The Anaheim White House restaurant that is.

The owner of the White House restaurant decided to honor our first black president by dedicating a dining room for him.  I have always wanted to eat here because it’s fancy and has themed rooms.  Past presidents like Jimmy Carter, Ronald Reagan, Richard Nixon, and George Washington have rooms of their own as well, but not surprisingly the Barack Obama room caused an outcry.

“Do not insult us with a Barack Obama room. … You have no idea whether he is a great leader or a hopeless Socialist. You may regret your hasty judgment of what he will do to this country. May you remain Orange County’s hidden treasure, with the emphasis on HIDDEN!”

The owner of The White House  is upset that many people are threatening to boycott his restaurant just because of one room.  He donates a lot to charities for children and if people decide to stop eating here just because Obama has a room, it will hurt his efforts to help underpriveliged children.

You can read the full article here.

Today, Pres. Obama signed his first piece of legislation, the Lily Ledbetter Fair Pay Act.  Who’s Lily Ledbetter and what happened?

Ledbetter worked over 20 years for Goodyear Tires before finding out she was getting paid less than her male colleagues.  She sued Goodyear.  In 2007, the Supreme Court ruled that she did not file her suit within the required statute of limitations, which is 180 days (6 months) after the employer’s first decision to discriminate.  As a result, she lost her case.

Congressional Democrats worked to revise the law, which John McCain opposed in 2008.  Finally, the bill passed and Obama signed it into law.  I enjoyed Obama’s remarks about the bill.  I think he had a message to conservatives when he reminded them that helping women is helping families too.  Democrats=family values!

The NY Times has a very cool, extremely high-resolution picture of Obama’s inaugural address, which is interactive so that various important people are highlighted when you mouse over them (like a tagged Facebook Photo).

However, while scanning around I noticed something strange.. who is sitting next to Bill and Hillary? Some Russian dignitary?  A fur trader? No, it’s George H.W. Bush.

Here’s a quote from a military record that I stumbledupon recently:

[PFC. Dirk J. Vlug] left his covered position, and with a rocket launcher and 6 rounds of ammunition, advanced alone under intense machinegun and 37-mm. fire. Loading single-handedly, he destroyed the first tank, killing its occupants with a single round.

Of course, there is much, much more to what PFC. Dirk J. Vlug did in that particular incident. Hats off to you, Mr. Vlug. Hats off.

The City of Anaheim lost another battle in its ongoing war with Arte Moreno and the Angels organization. They failed in their appeal of an earlier jury decision that sided with the Angels with regards to the naming of the team. Long story short, Anaheim doesn’t want a team called Los Angeles in their city while Arte worships at the altar of the almighty dollar. Speaking of which, both sides have spent nearly twelve million dollars on these legal proceedings. Hmmm, I wonder how that money could’ve have been better spent. Budget crisis? Landing a free agent?

But this isn’t about that story, rather the story, or comments, within the story. Once again, several readers of The Orange County Register feel the need to comment on a team they claim to have stopped supporting, although the millions of fans who pour off of the 57 year after year must make Arte beam. What must make him cringe, though, are the ignorant fans who feel the need to bring in his Mexican American heritage, although they conveniently forget the American part, the part of him that was born in Tucson, Arizona and fought in the Vietnam War. For some reason, they feel it necessary to focus on the Mexican part and make outrageous claims such as renaming the team after Tijuana or having Arte deported.

To these so called fans, I say get fucked. Arte’s heritage has no relevance to the argument at hand. All it does is expose your own bigotry. As a fellow perpetual foreigner in your eyes, I think I can say that even if he did change the name back to something you found more acceptable, Arte would not want your hateful dollars.

And finally, where are all the Orange County conservatives/libertarians/free marketers who just might own one or two suites at the Big A? Where’s the outrage over the People’s Republic of Anaheim impeding Arte’s business venture? Are you okay with hiding in your capitalist gated communities while these socialists try to tear down everything you hold dear?

A both humorous and interesting article posted today at the San Jose Mercury news highlights Obama’s dream team; of cabinet officials, that is. And yes, they mean dream team as in basketball. Boom shakalaka!