Things I Hate About You (Orange County)
So the other day I was driving around my home town and all of a sudden it hit me…
I REALLY HATE A LOT ABOUT ORANGE COUNTY!!!
Don’t get me wrong. There is a lot of redeeming values to Orange County, which is probably why I haven’t abandoned ship quite yet, but as I was sitting at a four-way-stop and almost witnessed four different accidents because of rude or just plain dumb Orange County drivers I got mad. Real Mad. And I started thinking about of the things like dumb drivers that I hate.
Well I decided to start a sort of “series” where I rant about these things and I will try to remember and update you with the things that have caught my attention.
So without further delay here is the first of many THINGS I HATE ABOUT YOU (Orange County):
#1 Insane Soccer Moms:
Now maybe this is more of a problem out here where I live in Yorba Linda, but I’m pretty sure we’ve all had the pleasure of witnessing or coming across one of these lovely ladies menacing around in their mini vans, SUVs, or ridiculously lifted trucks wreaking havoc on and off the road just so that they can get little Jimmy and Suzie to soccer practice, tae kwon do, etc.
I’m sure these ladies have a pretty hard life trying to make their children happy, but I’d rather not be disrespected or almost killed on a daily basis by them. I’m also a fond believer of adults acting like adults in situations where there may be a conflict.
You might be reading this thinking “Sean… aren’t you being a little dramatic about these women?”
To which my answer would be… No. You are stupid and I am of course far superior and right when it comes to this subject matter.
Don’t believe me that these women suck? Well how about these little gems I found:
Lady Calls 911 Over Wrong Burger King Order (Laguna Niguel)
Woman A can’t park her SUV and Woman B confronts her about it. (Google Building, Irvine)
It’s sad to think that these women are raising the future of the world, our country, and this county…
Looks like the Mayans were right… the world is going to end very very soon.
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March 25th, 2009 at 11:02 am
Megan and I witnessed the male equivalent, Baseball Dad, at a little league game in Newport Beach on Saturday.
This douche showed up in designer jeans, flip flops, a ridiculous puffy vest and euro-trash Price Valiant haircut. The entire game, he stood behind the backstop with a tiny baby in a stroller, yelling at the poor 10-year old pitcher. “COME ON BILLY, WE GOT A HITTER HERE- WE GOT A HITTER HERE.” The worst part? I’m pretty sure the pitcher was not his kid.
March 25th, 2009 at 11:07 am
I’m convinced that OC soccer moms were the ones who started those stickers we see on the back windows of minivans and SUVs that showcase stick figures of the whole entire family (and their little dog too!).
August 19th, 2009 at 1:44 am
when I stumbled upon your blog and your page, I thought:
You guys have to see this!!!!
Download this album on itunes:
artist: Apoetnomadali aka POET
album: O.C.D. (ORANGE COUNTY DISORDER)
and listen to the whole thing also read the cover!!! haha LOL.
July 13th, 2010 at 8:21 pm
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