During an e-mail thread requesting haikus for DsP, people directed attention to a person named Bach. Who is he? The haikus will tell you.
It all started with…
David talked to an
Asian stripper named Mary
Kumar sat alone
——————-Kumar
I denied Mary
Only waiting for Bach to
Fondle a stripper
——————-David
Dad’s job in life is:
Keep your daughter off the pole
Bach is glad they failed
——————-Damon
Bach, the Robotman,
can not act on his own will.
“Please, input command.”
——————-Robert
Opportunity:
thousand bullshit jobs in hand
For your taking, Bach.
——————-Abel
Actuality:
Buried head *deeply* in sand.
Crysta wont let go.
——————-Abel
Hey, “I” don’t need any haikus for my website alright??!!—-Bach
In desperation,
Bach cries, “Do not want! *beep boop*”
[End Program] *boop beep*
——————-Robert
I am wondering
who is Bach, a big stripper
loving robot man?
——————-Christie
To Christie I say,
“Bach: emotionless robot.
Likes foods of brown-gray.”
——————-Robert
Bach is sneaky man.
He watches us all real close.
Research for his novel.
——————-Sean
No woman no cry.
This means Bach never sheds tears.
Bach is a machine.
——————-Sean
Despite the haikus
Strippers are not my besties
Knew this would happen
——————-Bach